Bullwer-Lytton Awards
“When a passenger check-in desk at Terminal Two, Heathrow Airport, shot up through the roof engulfed in a ball of orange flame the usual people tried to claim responsibility.”
-Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
It’s that time of year again. The Bullwer-Lytton Awards have been published, and, nice though the winner is, Jeff Eller the Louisianan was robbed.